Terms of Service

"The legal stuff nobody reads but everybody should"

Last Updated: January 1, 2025 (After consulting with many lawyers)

⚠️ IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY ⚠️

These Terms of Service constitute a legally binding agreement between you and the Lower Reedy Alligator Wrestling League (LRAWL). By using our website, attending our events, participating in activities, or even thinking about wrestling an alligator, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please close this browser immediately and reconsider your life choices.

Table of Contents

1 Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using the LRAWL website (www.lrawl.org), purchasing tickets, attending events, volunteering, or participating in any LRAWL-related activities, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations.

You also acknowledge that alligator wrestling is an inherently dangerous activity that no reasonable person would undertake without serious consideration and proper training. If you are under 18, your parent or legal guardian must review and agree to these terms on your behalf (and they should probably have a serious talk with you).

Translation:

You're agreeing to everything in this document. Yes, even the parts you don't read. Our lawyers made us write this.

2 Assumption of Risk

You expressly acknowledge and agree that participation in, attendance at, or any involvement with LRAWL events and activities involves SIGNIFICANT RISKS, including but not limited to:

You voluntarily assume all such risks and agree that LRAWL is not responsible for any injuries, death, property damage, or existential crises that may result from your involvement.

⚠️ THIS MEANS ⚠️

If something goes wrong (and let's be honest, things often go wrong), you can't sue us. You knew what you were signing up for. There are alligators. The clue is in the name.

3 Liability Waiver

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you hereby release, waive, discharge, and covenant not to sue LRAWL, its officers, employees, volunteers, sponsors, and affiliated entities (collectively, "Released Parties") from any and all liability, claims, demands, actions, and causes of action whatsoever arising out of or related to any loss, damage, or injury, including death, that may be sustained by you while participating in LRAWL activities.

This waiver includes, but is not limited to:

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the Released Parties from any loss, liability, damage, or cost they may incur due to your participation in LRAWL activities, whether caused by your negligence or otherwise.

Plain English:

You can't sue us if you get hurt. You also agree to pay our legal bills if someone else sues us because of something you did. Yes, we know this sounds harsh. Our insurance company insisted.

4 User Conduct

When using our website or attending our events, you agree to:

LRAWL reserves the right to refuse service, remove individuals from events, or ban users from future participation for violations of these conduct rules or for behavior that threatens safety or disrupts operations.

⚠️ SPECIAL NOTE ⚠️

If we tell you not to do something, don't do it. We've learned these rules through painful experience. Trust us, the gators don't think it's funny either.

5 Intellectual Property

All content on the LRAWL website, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, images, videos, and the compilation thereof, is the property of LRAWL and protected by United States and international copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, republish, download, store, or transmit any content from our website without express written permission, except:

The LRAWL name, logo, and all related marks are trademarks of the Lower Reedy Alligator Wrestling League. You may not use these marks without our prior written consent.

In Other Words:

Don't steal our stuff. If you want to use our logo or content, ask us first. We'll probably say yes if you're not a competitor (though honestly, who would compete with us?).

6 Privacy & Data Collection

LRAWL collects and processes personal information in accordance with our Privacy Policy. By using our services, you consent to our collection and use of your information as described. Information we collect includes:

We use this information to operate our services, ensure safety, communicate with users, and improve our operations. We do not sell your personal information to third parties, though we may share it with medical providers, insurance companies, or legal authorities when necessary.

7 Ticket Sales & Refunds

All ticket sales are final. No refunds, exchanges, or credits will be issued, except:

NO REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED FOR:

Refund Policy Summary:

No refunds. We told you what this was. The gators need to eat regardless of your regrets.

8 Medical Disclaimers

LRAWL provides basic first aid services at events but IS NOT A MEDICAL FACILITY. Our volunteers do their best, but they are not licensed medical professionals (except for Doc "Stitches" Murphy, and even he admits his credentials are "creative").

By participating, you certify that you are physically and mentally capable of the activities involved and that you have no medical conditions that would be aggravated by such participation.

⚠️ MEDICAL REALITY CHECK ⚠️

If you have a heart condition, respiratory issues, anxiety disorders, fear of reptiles, or common sense, you should NOT participate in alligator wrestling. Consult a medical professional. Then consult a therapist.

9 Gator-Related Terms

Because this is literally a core part of what we do, let's be very clear about the alligators:

LRAWL makes no guarantees about alligator behavior. They are unpredictable, powerful, and evolutionarily perfected killing machines. Approaching them is dangerous. Wrestling them is extremely dangerous. Winning against them is statistically unlikely.

Important Reminder:

The alligators are not your friends. They do not want to wrestle you. They are tolerating this arrangement at best. Respect the gators.

10 Termination

LRAWL may terminate or suspend your access to our services immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including without limitation if you breach these Terms of Service.

Reasons for termination include:

Upon termination, your right to use our services will cease immediately. You will not be entitled to any refund of fees paid.

11 Dispute Resolution

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of South Carolina, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Any disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or LRAWL services shall be resolved through:

This does not prevent either party from seeking injunctive relief in court to prevent immediate and irreparable harm.

12 Changes to Terms

LRAWL reserves the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time at our sole discretion. We will provide notice of significant changes by:

Your continued use of LRAWL services after any changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms. If you do not agree to the changes, you must stop using our services immediately.

Why We Update Terms:

Usually because someone did something we never thought anyone would do, and now we need to add a rule about it. Or our lawyers got anxious. Sometimes both.

13 Contact Information

If you have questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at:

Lower Reedy Alligator Wrestling League
Lower Reedy Swamp, Greenville County, SC 29607
Email: legal@lrawl.org
Phone: 1-864-663-6664

Please note: calling to argue about terms will not change them. Our lawyers are very insistent.

⚠️ FINAL REMINDER ⚠️

By using LRAWL services, you acknowledge that you have read these Terms of Service in their entirety (yes, we know you scrolled down without reading, but legally you should have read them), understand them, and agree to be bound by them. You also acknowledge that alligator wrestling is inherently dangerous, potentially life-altering, and definitely questionable. We cannot stress this enough: there are alligators. Big ones. With teeth. Please make good choices.

Acceptance

By clicking "I Accept," purchasing tickets, attending events, or using any LRAWL services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.

If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our services. We won't be offended. In fact, we might respect your judgment more.

Remember:

These terms exist to protect both you and us. They're long and boring because lawyers made them that way. But the core message is simple: alligator wrestling is dangerous, you're doing this at your own risk, and you can't sue us when things go sideways (and they often do). Stay safe, respect the gators, and may the odds be ever in your favor.