The Swamp Squad

"Because watching people wrestle alligators is somehow a hobby now"

FAN CLUB BY THE NUMBERS

12,847 Members Worldwide
47 Countries Represented
3,291 Therapy Sessions Needed
892 Regrettable Tattoos

Choose Your Level of Obsession

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Swamp Rookie

$9.99/month

" Testing the waters"

  • Official LRAWL window sticker (hides cracks)
  • Monthly newsletter: "Gator Gazette"
  • 10% off emergency room co-pays
  • Access to "Best of" compilation videos
  • One free "I Survived" certificate template
  • Exclusive emoji pack (mostly crying faces)
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Bog Regular

$24.99/month

"Committed to poor judgment"

  • Everything from Bronze tier
  • Autographed bandage from a wrestler
  • Early access ticket sales (front row = splash zone)
  • Monthly Zoom calls with injured wrestlers
  • 20% off official LRAWL tourniquets
  • Name on the "Wall of Witnesses" at the arena
  • Exclusive blooper reel access
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Swamp Legend

$49.99/month

"Beyond help at this point"

  • Everything from Silver tier
  • VIP parking (near the ambulances)
  • Meet & greet with conscious wrestlers
  • Your name shouted during matches
  • Free annual psychological evaluation
  • Piece of genuine gator-bitten clothing
  • Bedside hospital visits to wrestlers
  • Honorary "Enabler" title and certificate

What Our Fans Are Saying

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"Joining the LRAWL Fan Club was the third worst decision of my life, right after my first two marriages. But at least this one comes with a bumper sticker and front-row seats to watch natural selection in action!"

- Karen M.
Divorced, South Carolina
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"My therapist says I need healthier hobbies, but where else can I watch grown adults make worse decisions than me? The monthly Zoom calls with hospitalized wrestlers really put my problems in perspective."

- Dave R.
Still in therapy, Georgia
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"I've been a Gold member for 3 years now. My family staged an intervention, but I showed them my autographed tourniquet collection and they understood. Some things are worth losing relationships over."

- Betty Lou
Recently single, Florida
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"The exclusive merch is amazing! I wear my 'I Support Bad Decisions' hoodie everywhere. It's a great conversation starter, usually followed by concerned silence."

- Tommy T.
Proudly unemployable, Alabama
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"Thanks to my VIP membership, I got to meet 'No Fingers' McGraw in person! Well, what's left of him. The handshake was awkward but memorable."

- Susan P.
Questioning everything, Tennessee
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"My kids don't talk to me anymore since I mortgaged the house for season tickets. But the LRAWL Fan Club is my family now. We understand each other's poor judgment."

- Frank H.
Living in car, Louisiana

Exclusive Member Perks

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Behind the Screams

Exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of pre-match prayers, emergency medical procedures, and wrestlers writing their wills. See the fear up close!

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Hospital Hotline

Get real-time updates on which wrestlers are in which emergency rooms. Includes visiting hours and blood type matching services!

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Panic Button App

Our exclusive app lets you alert emergency services with one tap during events. Pre-loaded with your medical history and next of kin!

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Swamp University

Online courses including "Gator Psychology 101", "First Aid for Spectators", and "How to Explain This Hobby to Your Family"

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Birthday Surprises

Get a personalized video from a wrestler on your birthday! (Subject to wrestler consciousness and ability to speak)

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Vote on Matches

Help decide which wrestler faces which gator! Your vote directly impacts someone's medical bills and life expectancy!

Exclusive Fan Club Merchandise

Show your questionable judgment with pride!

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Official T-Shirt
$24.99
"I Pay to Watch This" - Available in bloodstain-resistant fabric
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Survivor's Cap
$19.99
Pre-distressed with authentic gator teeth marks
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Morning Regret Mug
$14.99
"World's Okayest Decision Maker" - Dishwasher safe, unlike our wrestlers
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Surrender Flag
$29.99
Wave it proudly! Signed by wrestlers who used it
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Prayer Beads
$34.99
Blessed by 5 different denominations, just to be safe
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First Aid Kit
$49.99
LRAWL-branded emergency supplies for true fans
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Photo Frame
$22.99
"My Favorite Bad Influence" - Fits standard hospital photos
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Comfort Gator Plush
$39.99
Soft, cuddly, and 100% less likely to eat you

Join the Madness!

Become part of the most questionable fan community in sports! Get exclusive access to content that your therapist will definitely want to discuss. Join thousands of fellow fans who've collectively made peace with their poor judgment!

Sign Up Now

* Fan club membership is non-refundable, much like the time you'll spend questioning this decision