Upcoming Throwdowns
"Where medical waivers meet entertainment value"
🔥 SWAMP SLAM XXIII 🔥
The annual championship where dreams die and insurance claims are born!
FEATURING: "Gummy" Joe Thompson vs. "Lefty" Williams in a No-Holds-Barred Cage Match with Gerald (14ft, 800lbs, extremely irritated)
📅 Event Schedule
Turkey Tussle
Our annual Thanksgiving special! Winners get to keep all their limbs for the holidays. Losers get a complimentary turkey (as compensation).
Black Friday Brawl
50% off hospital bills for all participants! Our medical tent will be having doorbusters on tetanus shots and finger reattachment services.
Winter Wrassle
Watch confused cold-blooded reptiles wrestle equally confused warm-blooded idiots! Hypothermia vs prehistoric fury - who will win?
New Year's Nibble
Ring in the new year by wrestling a gator at midnight! Ball drops, jaws snap, resolutions to "never do this again" are made.
Valentine's Vendetta
Nothing says "I love you" like watching someone wrestle a prehistoric predator. Couples get 10% off (breakups guaranteed).
St. Patrick's Splash
The luck of the Irish meets the bite of the gator! Green beer served all night (liquid courage not guaranteed to help).
🏆 Championship Bracket
🌟 Special Attractions
KIDS' CORNER
Every Saturday: "Pet the Baby Gators" - Supervised interactions with 3-foot gators who are only mildly aggressive! Parents must sign additional waivers. Band-aids provided. Ages 8-80 (mental age counts).
AMATEUR HOUR
First Tuesday of every month: "Hold My Beer" open mic wrestling! Sign up on the spot, wrestle immediately, regret instantly. Winners get a t-shirt. Losers get a tourniquet.
VIP EXPERIENCE
Get the full LRAWL treatment! Includes: Front row seats (splash zone), meet & greet with survivors, complimentary poncho, priority ambulance service, and a photo with whichever wrestlers still have all their parts!
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Limited seating available in the "Safe Zone" (minimum 20 feet from action). Act now before common sense kicks in!
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