Rankings & Hall of Fame

"Where legends are measured in scars and missing digits"

SEASON 37 STATISTICS

142 Active Wrestlers
847 Total Matches
31% Survival Rate
2,156 Hospital Visits
89 Fingers Lost
$4.2M Medical Bills

Current Rankings

Rank
Wrestler
Wins
Losses
Draws
Fingers
Survival %
#1
Bobby "The Bulletproof" Baker
Prosthetic enthusiast
17
10
1
4/10
61%
#2
Sally "Sidewinder" Smith
Fastest retreat in the South
21
4
3
7/10
84%
#3
Jimmy "Jumpstart" Johnson
Defibrillator sponsorship
19
6
4
8/10
76%
#4
Terry "Tourniquet" Taylor
Blood type: Frequently donated
18
8
2
6/10
69%
#5
Cletus "Clamps" Crawford
Still has health insurance!
23
2
5
9/10
92%
#6
Betty "Bandages" Brown
Walking first aid kit
16
11
3
5/10
53%
#7
Randy "Rubber Legs" Rogers
Runs faster backwards
15
13
2
7/10
50%
#8
Wanda "Wishbone" Williams
Lucky rabbit foot collection
14
14
4
6/10
44%
#9
Dale "Danger Zone" Davis
Insurance nightmare
13
17
1
3/10
42%
#10
Frank "Flat Line" Ferguson
Frequent flyer at ER
12
19
0
2/10
38%

Hall of Fame Legends

Inducted 1995

"Gator" Gary Garrison

The Original Madman

127 Career Wins
3 Championships
1987-1994 Active Years

First wrestler to survive an entire season without hospitalization (1989). Revolutionized the sport by introducing the "tactical retreat" technique. Retired with a record 4 fingers remaining. Now sells insurance ironically.

Inducted 2001

Martha "Mad Dog" McGillicuddy

The Swamp Queen

98 Career Wins
5 Championships
1990-1999 Active Years

First female champion. Famous for her signature move: "The Death Roll Reversal." Once wrestled three gators simultaneously (lost, but survived). Currently runs a yoga studio called "Namaste Away From Gators."

Inducted 2008

Bubba "The Blur" Beauregard

Speed Demon of the Swamp

156 Career Wins
0.8 sec Fastest Match
1995-2007 Active Years

Holds the record for shortest match (0.8 seconds - ran away immediately). Never actually touched a gator but won on technicalities 156 times. Invented the "Strategic Cowardice" wrestling style. Olympic sprinter reject.

Inducted 2015

Earl "Iron Stomach" Edwards

The Indestructible

201 Career Wins
47 Bones Broken
1999-2014 Active Years

Survived being swallowed whole (twice). Claims to have "made friends" with several gators. Holds record for most hospital visits (389). Medical science still studying how he's alive. Now a motivational speaker: "If I Can Survive This, You Can Survive Monday."

Inducted 2020

Tiny "The Tank" Thompson

400 Pounds of Poor Decisions

89 Career Wins
400 lbs Fighting Weight
2005-2019 Active Years

Too large for most gators to swallow. Used belly flop as primary defense mechanism. Once sat on a 12-foot gator until it apologized (allegedly). Retired after realizing gators were organizing against him. Owns a BBQ joint now.

Inducted 2023

Lightning Louise Lancaster

The Phantom Wrestler

113 Career Wins
10/10 Fingers Retained
2010-2022 Active Years

Only wrestler to retire with all original body parts. Perfected the art of "not being there." Witnesses often couldn't confirm if she actually wrestled or just confused the gators. Currently teaches quantum physics: "Like Wrestling, But Makes More Sense."

All-Time Records

⏱ïļ
Longest Match
3min 47sec
"Stubborn Sam" Samuels
March 15, 2018
ðŸ’Ļ
Shortest Match
0.8 seconds
Bubba "The Blur"
July 4, 2001
ðŸĨ
Most Hospital Visits
389
Earl Edwards
Career Total
ðŸĶī
Most Bones Broken
47
Earl Edwards
Career Total
🐊
Largest Gator Wrestled
16.5 feet
"Big Jim" Jefferson
August 12, 2011
🏃
Fastest 40-yard Retreat
3.9 seconds
Bobby Baker
September 3, 2023
🎭
Best Death Scene
Oscar-worthy
Drama Dan Daniels
Halloween 2019
💰
Highest Medical Bill
$847,293
"Unlucky" Larry
December 31, 2020

🕊ïļ In Memoriam 🕊ïļ

"They wrestled with poor judgment and lost, but their spirits live on in our liability waivers"

"Brave" Bill Bradley
1965-1991
"Thought he could reason with them"
Chuck "Chum" Charleston
1970-1998
"Smelled too much like fish"
"Daring" Dave Douglas
1968-2003
"Tried the 'friendship' approach"
Fred "Fearless" Franklin
1972-2007
"Forgot which end bites"
George "Gone" Gibson
1969-2012
"Zigged when he should've zagged"
Harry "Hasty" Henderson
1975-2016
"Didn't wait for the sedative to work"

* Note: Some may still be alive but haven't been seen since their last match