Rankings & Hall of Fame
"Where legends are measured in scars and missing digits"
SEASON 37 STATISTICS
Current Rankings
Hall of Fame Legends
"Gator" Gary Garrison
The Original Madman
First wrestler to survive an entire season without hospitalization (1989). Revolutionized the sport by introducing the "tactical retreat" technique. Retired with a record 4 fingers remaining. Now sells insurance ironically.
Martha "Mad Dog" McGillicuddy
The Swamp Queen
First female champion. Famous for her signature move: "The Death Roll Reversal." Once wrestled three gators simultaneously (lost, but survived). Currently runs a yoga studio called "Namaste Away From Gators."
Bubba "The Blur" Beauregard
Speed Demon of the Swamp
Holds the record for shortest match (0.8 seconds - ran away immediately). Never actually touched a gator but won on technicalities 156 times. Invented the "Strategic Cowardice" wrestling style. Olympic sprinter reject.
Earl "Iron Stomach" Edwards
The Indestructible
Survived being swallowed whole (twice). Claims to have "made friends" with several gators. Holds record for most hospital visits (389). Medical science still studying how he's alive. Now a motivational speaker: "If I Can Survive This, You Can Survive Monday."
Tiny "The Tank" Thompson
400 Pounds of Poor Decisions
Too large for most gators to swallow. Used belly flop as primary defense mechanism. Once sat on a 12-foot gator until it apologized (allegedly). Retired after realizing gators were organizing against him. Owns a BBQ joint now.
Lightning Louise Lancaster
The Phantom Wrestler
Only wrestler to retire with all original body parts. Perfected the art of "not being there." Witnesses often couldn't confirm if she actually wrestled or just confused the gators. Currently teaches quantum physics: "Like Wrestling, But Makes More Sense."
All-Time Records
ðïļ In Memoriam ðïļ
"They wrestled with poor judgment and lost, but their spirits live on in our liability waivers"
1965-1991
"Thought he could reason with them"
1970-1998
"Smelled too much like fish"
1968-2003
"Tried the 'friendship' approach"
1972-2007
"Forgot which end bites"
1969-2012
"Zigged when he should've zagged"
1975-2016
"Didn't wait for the sedative to work"
* Note: Some may still be alive but haven't been seen since their last match